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| User: | devilpiglet (9372498)
A Fandom of Me
Team STFU
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| Name: | Devil Piglet |
| Website: | Pig-Lit |
| Location: | Los Angeles, CA |
| Birthdate: | 11-03 |
| E-mail: | devilpiglet@yahoo.com
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| Bio: | The sun beat down oppressively over the Los Angeles smogline. Piglet swore as she navigated the snarling maze of Hollywood Boulevard traffic. She was about to make one final turn - a left at the Angelyne billboard - when!
She was suddenly struck to her bacon-y core as the knowing strains of 'The Glamorous Life' pierced her stereo, and her heart: |
She wears a long fur coat of mink
Even in the summer time
Everybody knows from the coy little wink
The girl's got a lot on her mind
She's got big thoughts, big dreams
And a big brown Mercedes sedan
What I think this girl
She really wants is to be in love with a man
She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
She don't need a man's touch
She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
Without love
It ain't much
She saw him standing in the section marked
If-You-Have-to-Ask-You-Can't-Afford-It lingerie
She threw him bread and said, Make me scream
In the dark what could he say
Boys with small talk and small minds
Really don't impress me in bed
She said, I need a man's man, baby
Diamonds and furs
Love would only conquer my head
She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
She don't need a man's touch
She wants to lead the Glamorous Life
Without love
It ain't much
They made haste in the brown sedan
They drove to 55 Secret Street
They made love and by the seventh wave
She knew she had a problem
She thought, Real love is real scary
Money only pays the rent
Love is forever
That's all your life
Love is heaven-sent
It's glamorous
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DP had always appreciated Sheila E.'s brilliance and 1980s fashion-forward joie de vivre. But she'd never before realized just how well Sheila understood her. Understood - and challenged her.
Was it possible that beyond Piglet's seemingly idyllic existence of malocchio, kung fu fighting, Gran Turismo, red silk brocade Mary Janes, and raw cookie dough, there was something...more?
Hard to imagine - DP is, after all, a Scorpio. But as day after deep-fried day passed, the truth was impossible to deny.
Sheila E. knew where Devil Piglet lived, and it wasn't in a studio apartment above the not-yet-constructed Kodak Theater.
No, Piglet lived at 55 Secret Street.
The truth was that, besides glamour, what she really wanted was to be loved.
And then, one day, she was.
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| Memories: | 24 entries |
| Interests: | 42: 24, abnormal psychology, aimee mann, arrested development, bruises, buffy, catwoman, cheesecake, chicago, chloe o'brian, concrete blonde, crime story, crossword puzzles, dancing, eggs, fashion, film noir, go fug yourself, hollywood, jack bauer, katsushika hokusai, l.a. confidential, left-handedness, logan echolls, los angeles, miami vice, miho, ninja assassins, photography, poe, rene magritte, revenge, spike, superdawg, the blues brothers, the olsen twins, tulsa, urban exploration, veronica mars, wiseguy, wonder woman, writing |
| Schools: | None listed |
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